This one never gets old.
I’m going to hell omg
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"
pussy so good it had me ｌｏｓｔ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｖｏｉｄ
tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow
the first person to be mute must have been like
Kuroshitsuji / The Few Out of Many Character Sheets / Ciel Phantomhive
its so strange how the same face can make you feel so right and bring you so much pain
16 year old child:
mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
*stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
My life story as an Italian immigrant!
my life as an italian